You know what really grinds my gears? That awful TV advert from Armani in which Beyonce sings...
"Diamonds are a girls best feeerwwwwend"
No Beyonce, it's pronounced friend. There is no W in the word and you don't need the 'Fer' part at the beginning, 'Fre' will suffice.... friend!
It always reminds me of Only Fools And Horses when the cabaret singer is singing the Roy Orbison song Crying. Hilarious!
p.s. I wonder how many little Beyonces there are living in Essex council estates?