TrollHunter (2010) 5
Stupid film about Trolls in modern day Norway that bored me, despite one funny scene with Trolls farting!
The Skin I Live In (2011) 5
I really love the Almodovar films from the last 20 years, but this disappointed. It's a cruel story that doesn't have any 'good' characters.
Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? (1966) 3
A classic film that left me cold. Unbelievable and the characters were annoying. You could easily tell it was once a play - too many long monologues.
Melancholia (2011) 5
A very strange film. I'm not sure what I can say without spoiling it. It's a character drama, sci-fi and arthouse movie all rolled into one!
Zelig (1983) 6
I want to like Woody Allen films and there are a couple that work well. The ones in recent years have been amateurish and cliched. This one is extremely weird and would have been brilliant if it were a 30 minute production.
Love and Other Impossible Pursuits (2009) 6
Could have been a very good film - but the characters didn't quite work for me.
Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011) 7
Far better than the 2001 film, but was still missing something - but I am not quite sure what. The ending was set for a sequel in a very obvious way.
Carry on Screaming! (1966) 7
My favourite Carry On film (along with Carry On Abroad). Silly, funny and quite different from the others - features the great Harry H Corbett.
The Big Picture (2010) 7
Gripping drama about a guy who makes a serious mistake and has to change his life completely.
The Smurfs (2011) 7
My memory of Smurfs goes back to the National Garage days when you could buy the little characters. OK, it's a kids film, but it's actually funny and has some great lines.
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011) 7
Well made, but dragged at the end. If you've seen the first one, this is the same, but the story is just slightly different.