Saturday, 23 May 2009

Ha, Ha, Shock, Wow #2

Following on from this posting, here are four more random items from the 'net for your pleasure and entertainment...


Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn’t. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.

But every once in a while he’d hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: “Dave, don’t worry about it. You aren’t the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients, and you won’t be the last. And you’re single. Just let it go, Dave.”

But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering: “Dave… Dave… Dave, you sick bastard. You’re a vet.”

The first couple to be shown in bed together on TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Kevin Zegers


  1. This is the first time I have seen this road sign, sans gormless pissed up Brits mobbing it. It is not too far from the place in Austria that the same people go to next, Fucking -

    The local ratepayers allegedly mount patrols to protect the signs from marauding anglophne collectors of scattalogical memorabilia. Perhaps a trip to Shitterton, in Dorset, will complete the set =]

  2. I just thought a place called Wank was funny. An ex-colleague had been and noted that on the tourist leaflets, you could go to the Wank area. How useful!

  3. I have to agree with your KZ shout. Have you seen him in the lycra in the Jane Austen Book Club? Yum.

  4. Kevin Zegers in lycra sounds like my kind of film!