Yesterday I unexpectedly bumped into an ex-colleague (Samantha) who is married to another ex-colleague (Adam). Adam and I used to take the piss out of each other all the time as we are both quite short. I had a quick chat with Sam and the person I was with said to me afterwards: "Wow, I wish I had good looking women randomly coming up to me saying hello!"
So I added that comment to her Facebook page and here are the follow up statements...
Samantha: Aww that's a lovely compliment. Did he see my baby bump? Good to see you after so long!!
Stephen: I dont think he was that observant - I told him lovely ladies are always saying "hello", but of course they are wasting their time with me!
Adam: Stop flirting with my wife.
Stephen: You can flirt with my boyfriend if you are jealous.
Adam: Can I pat his head like i used to you?? ;-)
Stephen: If you can reach :-p