This questionnaire was yoinked and amended a little from Mind Of Mine...
1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
Bin Laden or Fred Phelps, founder of Westboro Baptist in Kansas that demonstrates at US soldiers funerals. He is a very sick man.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Only one?! Let's start with Natasha Bedingfield as she's one annoying person.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
George W Bush.
4. What is your favorite cheese?
What a dull question!
5. You have the opportunity to sleep with a celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
Easy... Fernando Torres.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with another celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?
Easy... Ben Barnes.
7. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred pound note on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred pounds! How are you gonna spend it?
On a really nice meal with Pete, to partially make up for just having sex with two famous guys.
8. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Let's give Australia a go as I have never been there.
9. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is…?
An expensive red Bordeaux.
10. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the past. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
I think New York in the late 1920's would have been interesting.
11. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Glee would be banned from TV.
12. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what’s the premise?
It's called Celebrity Shoot 'em up - you get to fire real bullets at people like Jordan and you will never be prosecuted.
13.What is your favourite curse word?
14. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. So what’s the item?
Pete. OK, he's not an item, I would go for my backup hard drive.
15. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What’s it gonna be?
16. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
I am 14 years old... and that's enough detail I think.
17.You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
You learn from your mistakes, so probably nothing.
18. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin’! What country are you going to live in now?
19. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
No bars have banned me, though I was asked to leave one once. I'll keep my Mum and Dads local pub, a 14th century inn called The Angel.
20. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
21. What’s your theme song?
The Pearl and Dean tune from the cinema.