We were once driving in France behind a white Ford transit... I said "You know what that is?... Vin Blanc". I am a genius.
Fernando Torres, you may be gorgeous, but you're paid 5 million euros a year to kick a ball... stop complaining about sometimes being a substitute you spoilt immature twat.
The Olympic torch relay has begun in the UK and a number of people have been selling their torches after their run on eBay. It is an honour to be picked for this event and the torches are a gift to be cherished; to sell them minutes after running is shocking and those involved should look at themselves closely. I don't care about their reasons - in fact, I believe most are lying about the reasons they listed the torch on eBay. These are such scummy people.