In the newspaper today, they listed a few classic jokes. I thought some were so brilliant, I had to share them with you...
You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.
A man loses his dog, so he puts an ad in the paper. And the ad says: 'Here boy'.
They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. They're not laughing now.
Thanks for cheering me up. I needed cheering up. I loaned a guy 8000 dollars for plastic surgery and now I don’t know what he looks like.
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.