Following on from these previous postings, here are four more random items from the 'net for your pleasure and entertainment...
A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!”
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”
If the population of China walked past you in single file,
the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
I like blond guys and I have always liked Mitch Hewer
(who we first saw in Skins).
His dark hair look is equally as sexy: